Funemployment, Day Thirty One: Naked Reality TV Star Locker Room Sighting of the Day

today was my first day at the gym in 2009 and i remembered why i loathe it after the new year. it's twice as crowded with newbies who resolved to lose that holiday weight and/or get in shape, the locker rooms are packed with chicks who use 5 towels and hog the hairdryers, and the instructors have to teach to the lowest common denominator so i can barely break a sweat.

thankfully by the end of february only 10% of them will still be around and it'll be back to business as usual. and until then i'll enjoy the new crop of reality tv sublebrities and other assorted D-listers. today's batch included elizabeth reaser (grey's anatomy, twilight) and equinox fixture dyan cannon (who looks like a really old living Bratz Doll).


and today's Naked Reality TV "Star" Locker Room Sighting is (drumroll please):
Jo De La Rosa! you probably don't remember her from the real housewives of orange county or her new reality trainwreck, "jo and slade: date my ex", and you most definitely have never heard her new album (oh yes, she's a recording artist now!). but let me tell you in terms of naked locker room sightings she's a SIGNIFICANT improvement over janice dickinson. please enjoy the video for her latest single, "you can't control me" (album available in your local record store's discount bin).