Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Funemployment, Day Seventy Five:

i didn't post yesterday out of respect and honor for our esteemed presidents. well, that, and i was schlepping around all of southern california and just didn't get around to it.

there was more schlepping today but i did manage to get to the gym later in the day. i still try to go obscenely early in the morning, since it starts my day off right and then i can watch that bewildered look on friends' faces when they find out how early i wake up to voluntarily punish myself.

but lately i've started taking classes in the middle of the day for variety, better celeb sightings, and well, just because i can. and also lately i've noticed that more and more of my early morning devotees and entertainment industry colleagues are taking the same later classes. at first i thought "great, so and so's here too!" and then realized it's because they must have caught the Funemployment too.


i'm thinking of suggesting a new class, "Fit & Funemployed": we'll do a quick warmup, some cardio work, and then lunges while passing weighted business cards to everyone in the class. and the number of reps will directly correlate to your number of linkedin connections.

maybe i can get janice dickinson and dyan cannon to try it and tell us how this recession is nothing compared to the great depression!

2 comments:

  1. I imagine Jo de la Rosa would be teaching that class permanently. Girl's got no marketable skills (and that includes being a trophy wife) and has been living off being a has-been/never-was on some fourth-bit reality show that dumped her for the past two years...

    Actually, I guess Dyan Cannon could fit that bill as well. Has she done ANYTHING since "Honeysuckle Rose" with Willie Nelson in like '81/'82? I mean, other than go to Laker games?

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  2. Jo could teach at the newport equinox. Maybe LC and Audrina can handle WeHo. And our favorite former channel one reporter lisa ling has been seen at santa monica....:)

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