Thursday, December 4, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: The Body Shop burns

BREAKING NEWS: a fire broke out at the sunset strip's legendary body shop strip club at just before 7 this morning.

my roomate, hilary and i lived right down the street for a few years (directions to our place always ended with "take a left at the body shop!"). we came to love its neon naked silhouettes, the parade of frat boys stumbling out into the daylight at 6am, and its annual x-mas decorations which i'm pretty sure can be seen from space.

but let's get to the real tragedy here: now where the hell am i gonna work??? oh sure, umeployment insurance is great and all but in this economy a girl's gotta have a backup plan! and mine just went up in flames.

well...i guess it's back to marrying wealthy.

video here:
http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentId=8001141&version=1&locale=EN-US

1 comment:

  1. Em, how can you forget to mention the "18 years OK!!!" sign???

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